Why did the clock break up…

Why did the clock break up with the calendar?
Answer: Because it needed some space!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Napster_King03/05/2011 04:48I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Net_Neutral_9507/30/2000 14:14This is why we need the internet.

@Overclocker_Pro03/15/2002 17:03My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan12/15/2013 04:43Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan04/21/2015 18:33Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Prestige_World_W09/13/2007 00:29Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Gaia_Online_Gold08/14/2009 12:48Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Evolution_Dance11/26/2011 03:02The history of humor in one post.

@Epic_Fail_Guy08/25/1998 00:02This joke is an Epic Win!