Why did the clock break up…
Why did the clock break up with the calendar? Answer: Because it needed some space!
Why did the blonde take a pillow to the office?
Another gem for your blonde humor collection: She heard the job came with great benefits and a lot of rest.
2024 Vintage: The Scared Elephant
Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls. Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive.… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Scared Elephant
2024 Vintage: The Wicked Part 1
Why the green? For a musical that spent $150 million to prove that Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo can defy gravity, as long as we… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Wicked Part 1
2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of totality crossed the backyard, and for four minutes, the only thing more famous than… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
2024 Archive: The Bear
I can’t “bear” to see another AI headshot. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Archive: The Mario Movie Fan
One, but they have to eat a mushroom to reach the ceiling. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer Glow archive.… Read More »2023 Archive: The Mario Movie Fan
2023 Classic: The Year 2023
Why did it end? Because Taylor Swift released every possible vinyl variant, and we needed 2024 to start saving money again. Part of the 41… Read More »2023 Classic: The Year 2023
2023 Archive: The Air Movie
I told her it’s all about the shoes. She said, “It’s all about the ‘Air’ in your head if you think you’re buying those Jordans.”… Read More »2023 Archive: The Air Movie