2023 Classic: Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Vintage: The Wednesday Dance
A girl starts dancing weirdly with her hands in the air. The bartender says, “If you see a severed hand, tell it to help with… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Wednesday Dance
2022 Vintage: The Evidence
Why did the lawyer bring a “Bored Ape” to court? To prove that his client’s “bad investments” were a sign of insanity. Part of the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Evidence
2021 Vintage: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip and refusing to move from the armchair until the final bonus round of Jeopardy concludes.… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
2021 Archive: The MRI
“Does this machine scan for ‘Social Burnout’?” “No, just normal tumors. Burnout is the default setting now.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Archive: The MRI
2021 Archive: The Window AC Jet Engine
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several seconds every time the massive, rattling window air conditioner in the vestry kicks its compressor into… Read More »2021 Archive: The Window AC Jet Engine
2021 Legacy: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
2020 Legacy: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down. Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Print TV Guide Ritual
2019 Legacy: The USB-C “One Cable” (Year 4)
Why was the tech guy still crying? Because he found a cable that fits, but it “Doesn’t support video output.” Part of the 72 Office… Read More »2019 Legacy: The USB-C “One Cable” (Year 4)
2019 Archive: The VSCO Girl Defense
Why did the lawyer represent the VSCO girl? He argued that “Sksksksk” was a protected form of free speech. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2019 Archive: The VSCO Girl Defense