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Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around ev...read more »

Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, co...read more »

Looking at a grandchild wearing regular-looking spectacles that s...read more »

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In 2023, growing older meant buying a new car only to discover th...read more »

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In 2005, growing older meant standing firm against a world that w...read more »

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In 2009, growing older meant navigating a world that was suddenly...read more »

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@Alt_Vista_Searcher11/30/2006 15:10I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club02/15/1996 01:00A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Dorm_Room_Hero11/25/2014 13:51My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Keyboard_Warrior10/08/2010 11:19F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan12/14/1995 18:54Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Under_Const_Gif05/23/2010 16:29This site is never finished... with humor!

@Hacktivist_Fan12/25/2010 15:41Hacking into the comedy mainframe.