2025 Archive: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Shrek_Ogrelord05/01/2004 02:30Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@SpiderMan_Peter04/22/2005 01:42My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Diva_Plavalaguna11/12/2007 23:21The highest note of humor!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan05/27/2012 03:13Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Beanie_Campbell04/11/2001 05:10True friendship is sharing a good joke.