2024 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2025, growing older meant standing on a street corner, watchin...read more »

Flatly refusing to hold your bare palm over a checkout scanner to...read more »

In 2002, growing older meant standing firm against an onslaught o...read more »

Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, co...read more »

In 1998, getting older meant looking at the rapidly approaching t...read more »

Hanging up the telephone on your own son because his voice sounde...read more »

Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will...read more »

In 2016, growing older meant observing a society that had complet...read more »

Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly on...read more »

Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the...read more »

Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently agains...read more »

Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console televisio...read more »

In 1996, growing older meant navigating a world rapidly rushing i...read more »

In 2023, growing older meant buying a new car only to discover th...read more »

@CyberSteve03/02/2001 12:38Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Snatch_Mickey12/24/1999 01:33Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Res_Dogs_MrPink06/14/2006 14:42I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Jackass_Johnny02/26/1999 21:13Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Rugrats_Tommy08/05/2008 15:39A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H12/06/2014 02:42Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Bad_Luck_Brian03/06/2010 12:50Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Filter_Fanatic08/09/1995 08:26This joke looks better with a sepia filter.