Keeping an ultra-thin modern smartphone locked inside a massive, heavy-duty leather pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt right next to a plastic tube of prescription pills.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2025 “Driverless Taxi Terror, AI Fridge Fails & Biometric Boycott” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!