2024 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

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@Pager_Guy09/24/2012 15:00Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Zoolander_Blue12/22/2008 09:41Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Binary_Boy05/27/2002 10:4301001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Rewritable_CD07/30/2006 10:53I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Tyler_Durden_Real01/03/1997 14:11Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Uncle_Rico_9802/27/2000 22:21I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@LonelyGirl15_F08/21/1996 21:03Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!