Why was the 53-year-old leading on Sunday? Because the “Shark” showed the kids how to play in the wind, even if he eventually remembered he was 53 and finished 3rd.
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The Gym Membership
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I see funny people... everywhere!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!