2022 Vintage: The Wednesday Dance

A girl starts dancing weirdly with her hands in the air. The bartender says, “If you see a severed hand, tell it to help with the dishes.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

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A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

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In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

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A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ02/03/2005 19:24Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Zip_Drive_Owner10/05/2010 13:00Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Austin_Powers_Groovy04/08/1997 15:27Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Shrek_Ogrelord02/20/2007 00:54Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S05/12/1995 16:35I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Offspring_Guy09/21/2007 00:02The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Hashtag_Master05/10/2003 05:10#funny #joke #retro #90s