2019 Archive: The “Perfect” Phone Call
Why was the call to Ukraine called “perfect”? Because in 2019, a conversation that leads to an impeachment is exactly what you want on your… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Perfect” Phone Call
2018 Archive: The Venom Fan
“We… are… Light Bulb.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: The Ghostbusters Reboot Backlash
Why was it political? Because in 2016, even a movie about “Catching Ghosts” became a battlefield for the “Culture War.” Part of the 40 Presidential… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Ghostbusters Reboot Backlash
2015 Legacy: The Minions
A guy orders a “Banana Daiquiri” and giggles. The bartender sighs, “Too much yellow this year. Way too much yellow.” Part of the 53 Bar… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Minions
2013 Archive: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget 2013. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The 2013 Legend
One, but they do it while wearing a ‘OBEY’ hat and a floral-print tank top. Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The… Read More »2013 Legacy: The 2013 Legend
2012 Vintage: The One Direction
My wife is a “Directioner.” I told her she’s thirty. She said, “You’re just jealous of Harry Styles’ hair.” (I am). Part of the 63… Read More »2012 Vintage: The One Direction
2011 Legacy: The QR Code Fever
My doctor put a QR code on my prescription. I scanned it and it just took me to a video of him buying a new… Read More »2011 Legacy: The QR Code Fever
2011 Archive: The Reality Producer
“Can we get the ladder to cry in the confessional about its fear of heights?” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The… Read More »2011 Archive: The Reality Producer
2011 Vintage: Skyrim Release (11/11/11)
Why did we all have an “arrow in the knee”? Because Bethesda gave us a world so big that we spent 300 hours picking flowers… Read More »2011 Vintage: Skyrim Release (11/11/11)