2012 Vintage: The One Direction

My wife is a “Directioner.” I told her she’s thirty. She said, “You’re just jealous of Harry Styles’ hair.” (I am).

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

@X-Gen_Mark10/01/2007 02:32This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Blue_Screen_Survivor01/06/2001 03:40At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Clueless_Dionne07/30/1996 11:25Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Shrek_Donkey08/14/2013 20:57And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Brazil_Terry_G10/12/1999 00:48Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Beavis_Cornholio04/17/2002 20:08I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!