Why was the call to Ukraine called “perfect”? Because in 2019, a conversation that leads to an impeachment is exactly what you want on your permanent record, right?
Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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