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2011 Vintage: Skyrim Release (11/11/11)

 Why did we all have an “arrow in the knee”? Because Bethesda gave us a world so big that we spent 300 hours picking flowers and shouting at dragons instead of doing our actual jobs.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2011 “Cloudy with a Chance of Dragons” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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