Why was everyone asking for “lives”? Because King created a digital sugar addiction that turned every subway ride into a desperate attempt to clear three stripes of peppermint.
Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!