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2012 Classic: The Launch of Candy Crush Saga

 Why was everyone asking for “lives”? Because King created a digital sugar addiction that turned every subway ride into a desperate attempt to clear three stripes of peppermint.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_2_Fan07/08/2005 18:43Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Napster_User_9903/11/1999 21:45Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Coffee_Addict05/18/1997 10:43404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Silk_Road_Ghost06/19/2007 07:39Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Nu_Metal_Kid07/31/2007 18:16I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Footloose_Ren12/23/2000 00:04Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Leave_Britney_A07/08/2013 04:17Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@iPhone_User_0711/14/2001 16:28There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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