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2013 Classic: The Launch of “Cookie Clicker”

 Why were we clicking a giant cookie? Because 2013 was the year of “Idle Games,” where we realized that watching numbers go up is more satisfying than actually doing anything productive.

Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Level Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior11/02/2003 00:32I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Matrix_Glitch06/29/2001 10:22There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@ICQ_Classic04/09/1997 19:45That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Hotmail_Checker01/06/2007 10:11Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Zip_Drive_Owner08/12/2002 11:51Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Nirvana_Teen07/11/1998 20:05Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Borat_Very_Nice12/12/1998 12:33Very nice! Great success!
@Chain_Mail_Hater05/08/2007 20:59I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Numa_Numa_Guy08/19/2002 20:38Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

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