Why was my wrist vibrating? Because the first real smartwatch hit the scene, telling us we had a text message so we didn’t have to go through the grueling effort of reaching into our pockets.
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🔥 Top 10: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive
2015 Vintage: The Launch of the iPad Pro
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2012 Legacy: The Launch of the Microsoft Surface
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!