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2015 Vintage: The ” Hotline Bling” Video

 Why was Drake dancing like that? Because he wanted to make sure he became a meme for the next five years, and his “dad dancing” in a turtleneck was the perfect bait.

Part of the 36 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2015 “Golden-Blue & Force Awakens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer06/19/1996 21:24Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@PalmPilot_Pro11/20/2015 15:55Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Thundercats_Ho10/07/2011 09:21Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Cal_Naughton_Jr05/07/2006 03:47The magic man... is laughing!
@Map_Maker_X07/23/2013 01:54The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

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