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2013 Vintage: Grand Theft Auto V Release

 Why was everyone “calling in sick”? Because Rockstar gave us three criminals and a version of Los Angeles so big that we spent forty hours just driving a stolen bus into a luxury golf course.

Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Level Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1612/16/1998 13:49I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Winamp_Skin_Maker01/09/2007 14:51Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Scream_Ghostface07/31/2000 20:51Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Big_Snatch_Boris03/11/2009 23:19Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Hey_Arnold_Fan10/23/2015 11:46Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Party_On_Garth09/06/1999 17:06I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Prodigy_User_X03/11/2011 10:09Way better than the Prodigy boards!

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