Why was the “Console War” so loud? Because we spent months arguing about “teraflops” and “always-online” DRM, only to realize we just wanted a machine that let us play FIFA and Call of Duty in slightly higher resolution.
Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Level Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive
2015 Legacy: The Launch of Periscope
Why were we watching people's fridges? Because live-streaming be...read more »
2013 Vintage: The Launch of "UberX"
Why were we getting into "regular" cars? Because Uber decided th...read more »
2013 Archive: The Launch of "Lorde"
Why were we "Royals"? Because a 16-year-old from New Zealand arr...read more »
2012 Classic: Felix Baumgartner’s Space Jump
Why did a man jump from 128,000 feet? Because Red Bull gives you...read more »
2015 Classic: The "Dabbing" Trend
Why were we sneezing into our elbows? Because Cam Newton and eve...read more »
2014 Classic: The Steam Summer Sale
Why were our wallets crying? Because in 2014, buying games we wo...read more »
2012 Vintage: The Launch of Nintendo Wii U
Why did the controller have a screen? Because Nintendo wanted us...read more »
2012 Archive: The Launch of Snapchat's "Video"
Why were we recording 10 seconds of nothing? Because disappearin...read more »
2014 Archive: Shovel Knight
Why was 8-bit back? Because a knight with a spade showed us that...read more »
2012 Vintage: The Launch of Tinder
Why were we swiping right? Because 2012 decided that dating shou...read more »
😜 More from category: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive
2013 Legacy: The "Grumpy Cat" Movie Deal
Why did a cat have an agent? Because in 2013, being a meme was a...read more »
34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2009 “Genesis & Green-Screens” Edition
By 2009, the 2000s were having a full-blown identity crisis. We w...read more »
2013 Vintage: The Launch of the "Smartwatch" (Pebble)
Why was my wrist vibrating? Because the first real smartwatch hi...read more »
2012 Classic: The Launch of Google Drive
Why was there another triangle on my desktop? Because Google dec...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!