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2013 Archive: The Launch of “Lorde”

     Why were we “Royals”? Because a 16-year-old from New Zealand arrived to tell us that we’ll never be part of that “cadillac” lifestyle, and we all agreed while listening to her on our mid-range smartphones.

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