Why were we “Royals”? Because a 16-year-old from New Zealand arrived to tell us that we’ll never be part of that “cadillac” lifestyle, and we all agreed while listening to her on our mid-range smartphones.
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1. 2012 Classic: Felix Baumgartner’s Space Jump
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2. 2009 Archive: Avatar Premiere
Why was everyone wearing plastic glasses? Because James Cameron spent 15 years and half the worl... read more »
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3. 2011 Vintage: Drive (Movie)
Why was he just staring? Because Ryan Gosling in a scorpion jacket proved that you don't need di... read more »
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4. 2010 Archive: The Vuvuzela Invasion
Why did the World Cup sound like a swarm of angry bees? Because South Africa introduced the worl... read more »
Why did the World Cup sound like a swarm of angry bees? Because South Africa introduced the worl... read more »
5. 2006 Legacy: The Launch of Roblox
Why were there so many blocks? Because 2006 saw the start of a platform where kids could build t... read more »
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6. 2015 Classic: The Launch of “Giphy” Integration in Slack/FB
Why were we communicating in loops? Because 2015 was the year we stopped using words and started... read more »
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7. 2006 Legacy: The “Dick in a Box” SNL Digital Short
Why was it a gift? Because Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg showed us that the internet was th... read more »
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8. 2013 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2013
Why were we so ready for 2014? Because we had our new consoles, our selfies were on point, and w... read more »
Why were we so ready for 2014? Because we had our new consoles, our selfies were on point, and w... read more »
9. 2012 Vintage: The Launch of Nintendo Wii U
Why did the controller have a screen? Because Nintendo wanted us to be able to play games while ... read more »
Why did the controller have a screen? Because Nintendo wanted us to be able to play games while ... read more »
10. 2011 Archive: New Year’s Eve 2011
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[2012-06-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Chocolate_Rain: I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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