Why were we “Royals”? Because a 16-year-old from New Zealand arrived to tell us that we’ll never be part of that “cadillac” lifestyle, and we all agreed while listening to her on our mid-range smartphones.
Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Level Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!