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2012 Classic: The Launch of Oculus Rift (Kickstarter)

 Why did we want a box on our face? Because Palmer Luckey promised that virtual reality was finally real, and we all wanted to see what it was like to be inside a game (and feel slightly nauseous).

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Vaporwave_Original01/02/2015 04:20Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl06/18/1998 23:33Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@SouthPark_Stan12/21/2015 15:54Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Motherboard_Max03/13/2014 12:07This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Abe_Sapien_Fan12/06/2011 08:00I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Charlie_Bit_Me06/02/2008 22:52Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Ultima_Online_V05/06/2009 03:49Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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