Why did the doors open like wings? Because Elon Musk wanted a car that could “dance” and look cool in a parking lot, even if the doors took 10 seconds to decide if they wanted to open.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.