Why did Pluto have a heart? Because after a 9-year journey, NASA finally got a high-res photo of the “non-planet,” revealing a giant heart-shaped glacier and making us all feel guilty for demoting it in 2006.
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
I see funny people... everywhere!
The future is laughing at us.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
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I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
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