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2012 Legacy: Fifty Shades of Grey Mania

 Why was everyone reading on their Kindles? Because the “mommy porn” phenomenon arrived, and the privacy of an e-reader was the only way to read about Christian Grey on the bus.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator10/27/2007 17:40Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Discman_Skipper10/10/2015 17:14Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@CSS_Master_9910/27/2000 17:20Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan05/20/2004 22:07Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Marquee_Text_Fan08/26/1999 17:03<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@DMOZ_Volunteer01/22/2007 04:13Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

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