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2014 Classic: The Facebook Messenger Divorce

 Why were we so mad? Because Mark Zuckerberg decided that one icon on our home screen wasn’t enough and forced us to download a separate app just to say “k” to a friend.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2014 “Selfie & Space-Time” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander10/31/1995 07:41C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Simpson_Quotes11/15/1998 01:59D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Eminem_Fan_0009/14/2008 18:33Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Pi_Mathematics05/30/1995 20:19Finding the patterns in the humor.
@RoboCop_9009/24/2001 06:18Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Nirvana_Teen11/29/2008 17:52Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@iPhone_User_0711/19/2005 07:57There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
@Retweet_King01/11/2013 12:45RT if you think this is funny!

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