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2013 Vintage: The Launch of “UberX”

 Why were we getting into “regular” cars? Because Uber decided that anyone with a Prius could be a taxi driver, and we all just went along with it because it was $5 cheaper.

Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Level Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Doom_Marines05/19/2007 00:10Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
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