Skip to content
Home » 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive » 2014 Archive: Shovel Knight

2014 Archive: Shovel Knight

 Why was 8-bit back? Because a knight with a spade showed us that nostalgia is the strongest drug in the video game market.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2014 “Selfie & Space-Time” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive

2015 Classic: The Launch of "YouTube Gaming"
 Why was it so red? Because Google wanted to fight Twitch, but re...read more »
2013 Archive: The Launch of "Lorde"
 Why were we "Royals"? Because a 16-year-old from New Zealand arr...read more »
2012 Legacy: The Hunger Games Movie
 Why were we "volunteering as tribute"? Because Jennifer Lawrence...read more »
2014 Classic: Taylor Swift vs. Spotify
 Why was it so quiet? Because in 2014, Taylor decided streaming w...read more »
2012 Legacy: The Launch of the iPad Mini
 Why was it "just a smaller iPad"? Because Apple realized our han...read more »
2015 Legacy: The Launch of the "Surface Book"
 Why did the screen come off? Because Microsoft built a laptop wi...read more »
34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2009 “Genesis & Green-Screens” Edition
By 2009, the 2000s were having a full-blown identity crisis. We w...read more »
2013 Classic: Breaking Bad Finale
 Why was the "Blue Sky" gone? Because Walter White’s journey ende...read more »
2013 Legacy: The Launch of Docker
 Why was everything in a "container"? Because developers decided ...read more »
2014 Vintage: Destiny (The Launch)
 Why were we shooting at a cave? Because the most expensive game ...read more »

😜 More from category: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive

2015 Vintage: The Launch of the iPad Pro
 Why was it so big? Because Apple decided that professionals need...read more »
2015 Classic: The "Dabbing" Trend
 Why were we sneezing into our elbows? Because Cam Newton and eve...read more »
2015 Classic: The "Deez Nuts" Political Candidate
 Why was a 15-year-old in the polls? Because 2015 was the start o...read more »
35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2011 “Cloudy with a Chance of Dragons” Edition
In 2011, the digital and physical worlds collided in the stranges...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.109/01/1996 15:09Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Pokemon_Blue05/14/2007 09:09Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@OfficeWorker_9901/28/2006 06:49I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Beverly_Hills_9021012/18/2009 12:21The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo12/30/2013 18:48Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Guestbook_Signer10/25/2002 23:37Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Selfie_King_0503/20/2005 22:44Taking a photo of me laughing!

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.