Why did the screen come off? Because Microsoft built a laptop with a “muscle wire” hinge that made it look like a futuristic clipboard, and we were all impressed and confused at the same time.
Part of the 36 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2015 “Golden-Blue & Force Awakens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive
2013 Vintage: The Launch of "UberX"
Why were we getting into "regular" cars? Because Uber decided th...read more »
2015 Classic: The Launch of the Tesla Model X
Why did the doors open like wings? Because Elon Musk wanted a ca...read more »
2015 Vintage: The "What are those?!" Meme
Why were the shoes so offensive? Because one guy with a camera a...read more »
2012 Vintage: The Launch of Google Glass (Announcement)
Why did we want to look like cyborgs? Because 2012 was the year ...read more »
2013 Classic: The Red Wedding (TV Event)
Why was everyone on Twitter screaming? Because Game of Thrones p...read more »
2012 Legacy: Fifty Shades of Grey Mania
Why was everyone reading on their Kindles? Because the "mommy po...read more »
2015 Legacy: The New Horizons Pluto Flyby
Why did Pluto have a heart? Because after a 9-year journey, NASA...read more »
2012 Legacy: The Launch of the iPad Mini
Why was it "just a smaller iPad"? Because Apple realized our han...read more »
2013 Archive: The Pope Resignation
Why was there a new guy in a white hat? Because for the first ti...read more »
2015 Archive: The Launch of Discord
Why did the gamers leave Skype? Because a new app arrived that d...read more »
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2013 Classic: The Launch of PlayStation 4 & Xbox One
Why was the "Console War" so loud? Because we spent months argui...read more »
2014 Classic: UberPool Launch
Why were we riding with strangers? Because our desire to save th...read more »
2012 Classic: Felix Baumgartner’s Space Jump
Why did a man jump from 128,000 feet? Because Red Bull gives you...read more »
2015 Classic: The "Deez Nuts" Political Candidate
Why was a 15-year-old in the polls? Because 2015 was the start o...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Plug and Play laughter!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
We created a monster... of a joke!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.