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2012 Vintage: The Launch of Google Glass (Announcement)

 Why did we want to look like cyborgs? Because 2012 was the year we thought we’d all be walking around with a tiny screen over our right eye, telling us it was raining while we were already wet.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve06/13/2000 20:45Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Beanie_Baby_Collector05/08/2014 23:44This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Geocities_Neighbor08/15/2008 13:16Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Snatch_Mickey02/08/2010 22:11Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Res_Dogs_MrPink06/20/1996 03:35I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Nu_Metal_Kid05/10/2011 02:15I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Nyan_Cat_Space01/20/1995 20:48Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Flash_Intro_Hater04/27/2004 06:28Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@About_Dot_Com05/19/1997 17:37The human guide to online humor.

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