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2014 Archive: Google Glass (Explorer Edition)

 Why did it fail? Because walking around with a camera on your face made you look like a cyborg who was very eager to be kicked out of a movie theater.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2014 “Selfie & Space-Time” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X02/19/2008 20:32Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Fargo_Marge01/20/2002 22:18Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Badger_Badger_M05/20/2008 10:10Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Bernie_Mittens07/23/2006 20:51I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Digg_Submitter_0511/25/2007 23:37Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

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