Why was there another music app? Because Apple decided that “buying” songs was officially dead and that we should all pay $9.99 a month to listen to Taylor Swift’s 1989 on repeat.
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2014 Legacy: Landing on a Comet (Rosetta Mission)
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2012 Vintage: The Launch of Nintendo Wii U
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2014 Classic: The Facebook Messenger Divorce
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2013 Classic: The Launch of PlayStation 4 & Xbox One
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2015 Classic: The Launch of "Sway" (Microsoft)
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2014 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2014
Why were we so ready for 2015? Because we were tired of being we...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
First! And it’s funny!