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2014 Legacy: Landing on a Comet (Rosetta Mission)

 Why was it a success? Because humanity landed a probe on a speeding space-rock shaped like a rubber duck, proving we can hit a target millions of miles away but still can’t find our car keys in the morning.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2014 “Selfie & Space-Time” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Instant_Msg04/17/2010 11:35I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Toy_Story_Woody09/10/2002 18:44There is a joke in my boot!
@Gladiator_Proximo04/24/2009 03:16Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Requiem_Dreamer06/02/2003 05:03That was intense... and funny!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs10/18/2012 06:26Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Forever_Alone_X06/07/2002 05:37At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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