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2013 Archive: The Launch of “Vine Stars”

 Why were teenagers getting famous for doing nothing? Because six seconds was plenty of time to build a brand, a fan base, and a very short-lived career.

Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Level Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Coffee_Addict09/22/1995 08:11404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
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@Frame_Set_Wizard02/12/2015 21:41I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
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