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2012 Vintage: The Launch of Tinder

 Why were we swiping right? Because 2012 decided that dating should be a high-speed mobile game, turning “true love” into a thumb-based elimination tournament.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9812/21/2005 23:15Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Simpson_Quotes07/08/1995 15:25D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@G_I_Joe_Real01/03/1995 16:30And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Dirty_Dancing_F06/06/2014 17:33Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Mocking_Sponge03/21/2009 08:40mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Mondo_Media_X10/06/2002 00:07Top tier web animation humor!

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