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2014 Classic: John Wick Premiere

 Why shouldn’t you touch the dog? Because Keanu Reeves taught the world that if you kill a puppy for the wrong guy, the entire Russian mafia will cease to exist within 48 hours.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.102/03/1997 16:30Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Pokemon_Blue09/08/1998 04:17Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Cheers_Norm07/06/2011 17:57Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Gremlins_Gizmo07/10/1998 23:42Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh04/08/2006 10:06Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Leeroy_Jenkins12/22/2004 16:59At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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