In 2020, sports stopped, then returned in the strangest way possible. We played in “bubbles,” fans were made of cardboard, and the biggest sporting event… Read More »50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!
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