2023 Vintage: The Launch of Threads
Why was everyone moving to a new “text” app? Meta launched a Twitter clone in 24 hours. For three days, people thought they were free… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Launch of Threads
2023 Archive: The Leaf
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a comment on my Threads post! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2023 Archive: The Leaf
2023 Archive: The Drone
Why did the blonde throw her phone in the air? She heard about “drone photography” and wanted to try it out. Part of the 49… Read More »2023 Archive: The Drone
2022 Vintage: The Dentist 2
“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that I’m not wearing a mask and you have to see my full face.” Part of the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Dentist 2
2022 Legacy: The B-52
“Light it up like a SpaceX rocket.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The File
I’m “storing” my assets in the cloud. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: Bayern Munich 8-2 Barcelona
Why did Leo Messi want to send a fax to the board? Because Bayern dismantled Barcelona so badly in the Champions League that Barca fans… Read More »2020 Classic: Bayern Munich 8-2 Barcelona
2020 Archive: The Whiskey Sour
“As sour as a Zoom call that could have been an email.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition… Read More »2020 Archive: The Whiskey Sour
2020 Legacy: The X-Ray
“Your lungs are fine, but your posture looks like a man who spent 6 months sitting on a dining room chair.” Part of the 73… Read More »2020 Legacy: The X-Ray
2019 Vintage: The Exercise
“I bought a Peloton.” “Are you fit yet?” “No, but my clothes look very expensive hanging on the handlebars.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Exercise