Why did the tobacco companies agree to pay $206 billion? Because they realized it’s cheaper to pay the government than to keep trying to convince people that coughing is a sign of health.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
I want it that way... the funny way!
That was super fast and super funny!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
This joke is an Epic Win!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.