2020 Archive: The Whiskey Sour

“As sour as a Zoom call that could have been an email.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

@Pirates_Jack_S08/29/2006 07:33But you have heard of this joke!

@Iron_Man_Tony05/08/2008 10:20I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Keyboard_Warrior04/11/1998 18:05F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Optical_Mouse_9911/30/2008 18:18I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan06/25/2001 17:38I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Fargo_Marge11/29/2000 00:50Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Nu_Metal_Kid04/21/2009 21:00I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Flashdance_What12/04/2009 04:30What a feeling! (Being funny).