Why did Leo Messi want to send a fax to the board? Because Bayern dismantled Barcelona so badly in the Champions League that Barca fans are still afraid of the color red.
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
You must construct additional laughs!