Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because Shohei Ohtani finished his rehab and started throwing 100 mph again, proving that he is actually a robot sent from the future to make baseball look easy.
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The Fishing Story
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!