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2025 Vintage: The “Tush Push” Ban?

Why was the play finally gone? Because the NFL decided that “legalized shoving” was too boring for the highlight reels.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition
In 2005, logic went out the window. A team from Liverpool came ba...read more »
2025 Classic: Wrexham in the Championship
Why was Ryan Reynolds crying (again)? Because the Hollywood-owned...read more »
2025 Archive: The Victor Wembanyama "MVP" Talk
Why was he blocking shots from the three-point line? Because his ...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Streaming" War
Why did I need six apps to watch one game? Because in 2025, the o...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Beer" in the Stands (Premier League)
Why were the fans so happy? Because they were testing the right t...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
The Yoga Flexibility
Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot.I tried yoga toda...read more »
The Hockey Teeth
A cold truth from the ice rink.Why do hockey players never go to ...read more »

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The Gym Membership
Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja08/09/2015 21:31Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Y2K_Ready11/16/2008 06:47If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@AOL_Instant_Msg01/29/1995 23:46I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Linux_Distro_Fan03/03/1997 20:49Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@XFiles_Spooky_M12/02/2014 22:57Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@USB_Pioneer12/04/2004 16:28Plug and Play laughter!
@American_Psycho_P10/27/1995 02:24I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Digimon_Tamer05/18/2004 01:27My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Friday_Rebecca12/06/2007 11:23Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Llamas_With_Hats11/13/2004 17:27Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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