1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition
In 1998, traveling felt like the future was finally arriving—mostly because we could finally “Search” for things. You were still wearing cargo pants with too… Read More »50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition
2025 Vintage: The “Tush Push” Ban?
Why was the play finally gone? Because the NFL decided that “legalized shoving” was too boring for the highlight reels. Part of the 53 Sports… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Tush Push” Ban?
2025 Legacy: Blade (If it finally came out)
Why was the vampire hunter so… old? Because we waited so long for the reboot that Mahershala Ali decided to just hunt vampires from a… Read More »2025 Legacy: Blade (If it finally came out)
2025 Legacy: The Chappell Roan “Supernova” Peak
Why the crown? Because the “Midwest Princess” officially became the “Global Queen,” proving that high-camp and drag-pop are now the only requirements for superstardom. Part… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Chappell Roan “Supernova” Peak
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
“You’re stressed about ‘The Upload’.” “Will it hurt?” “Only your data plan.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
2024 Legacy: The Bee
I’m “buzzing” with every notification. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Classic: The Shogun Movie
Why was the tourist calling the waiter “Anjin-san”? Because he watched the show and now thinks he’s a 17th-century samurai in a Tokyo Starbucks. Part… Read More »2024 Classic: The Shogun Movie
2024 Legacy: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Ketchup
2024 Legacy: The Sora Hallucination
Why was there a video of a giant cat hosting the board meeting? Because the marketing lead played with OpenAI’s Sora and decided that “Surrealism” was the… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Sora Hallucination