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2002 Vintage: The Death of the Napster (Original)

 Why was the music quiet? Because the court finally shut down the original service, leaving us all to wander the digital wilderness of LimeWire and Kazaa.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2002 “Flip-Phones & Friendly Neighborhood” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link01/10/1998 11:43It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Ace_Ventura_Pet01/05/2004 16:16Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Inkjet_Printers04/04/2004 12:24Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry07/17/2003 20:32In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Mocking_Sponge11/10/2005 20:34mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Evil_Kermit_M02/23/2002 20:34Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Hat_Tip_Sir03/07/2005 09:06M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Selfie_King_0512/19/2007 02:49Taking a photo of me laughing!
@Retro_End_User12/04/2007 17:12The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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