2001 Vintage: Devil May Cry

Why was the sword so big? Because Capcom decided that “cool” meant white hair, red coats, and juggling demons in the air with dual pistols.

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@Doom_Guy06/19/2009 04:49Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Friends_Lover10/03/2010 13:41Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Coffee_Addict08/19/2006 00:36404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Voodoo_3dfx05/22/1997 21:03The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Wild_Thornberry04/03/1995 22:27Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Everquest_Solo09/18/2000 03:01Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.