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2003 Legacy: The Launch of the Safari Browser

 Why did the Mac need a compass? Because Apple was tired of using Internet Explorer, so they built a “snappy” browser that felt like a cool breeze on a hot OS X day.

Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Britney_Spears_Fan12/17/2007 00:42Oops, I laughed again!
@Frasier_Crane02/08/2011 10:55I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Pirates_Jack_S04/06/1995 23:25But you have heard of this joke!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance10/21/1996 04:33Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@BackToFuture_M01/04/2013 20:24Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@No_Way_Jose12/31/2013 17:03No way! That’s too much!

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