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2003 Vintage: Evanescence’s “Bring Me to Life”

 Why were we all so “goth” for a month? Because that song was the official soundtrack to every dramatic teenage AIM status in 2003.

Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Terminator_T80012/27/2005 03:35I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Java_Applet_User06/01/2012 09:42This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Scanner_Darkly03/05/2003 09:48I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Celebrity_DM10/25/2002 00:55Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Orange_Mocha_F11/04/1999 15:02Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Marquee_Text_Fan11/27/1999 21:50<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Map_Maker_X09/30/2009 01:38The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

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