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2004 Classic: The Doom 3 Launch

 Why was it so dark? Because id Software decided that “flashlight management” was a core gameplay mechanic and that we should all be terrified of shadows again.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network & Island Mystery” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ12/31/2015 02:06Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Nsync_Justin12/20/2015 00:47Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
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@Hacktivist_Fan04/03/2009 02:07Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
@Dark_Web_Joker10/15/2012 06:28Found this on the deep end of the net.

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