Why was it so dark? Because id Software decided that “flashlight management” was a core gameplay mechanic and that we should all be terrified of shadows again.
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network & Island Mystery” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
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A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
Found this on the deep end of the net.