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2003 Archive: The Launch of the iTunes Music Store

 Why did we start paying for music again? Because Steve Jobs realized that if you made a song cost 99 cents and a single click, people would actually stop stealing it (for like five minutes).

Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DotCom_Survivor01/16/1997 04:09I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Mocking_Sponge03/26/1996 10:43mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@WordPress_Fan_0303/15/2004 12:07The best thing since version 1.0!
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@Shoes_Kelly_Fan08/15/1996 08:58OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Anonymous_User11/04/1995 19:46We are many. We are laughing.

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